Category: Life

  • Oh telemarketers!

    I received a call today from someone at Air Duct Cleaning and here is a transcript:

    Man with a thick brown accent: Air Duct Cleaning. My name is Jack.
    Me: Hi. What’s your phone number?
    Jack‘: But why?
    Me: What’s your phone number?
    Jack‘: But why?
    *repeat x 3*
    Me: What’s your last name?
    Jack‘: But why?
    Me: What’s your last name?
    Jack‘: But why?
    Me: What’s your last name?
    ‘Jack’ either tries to make up a last name or can’t say my last name. Jack gets confused and hangs up. 

    I believe I won this time. (more…)